James "Skeletor" Carville needs a serious butt-kicking

I have a miserable cold hadn't planned to post at all today, but James Carville has made me angry enough that I just have to...

Some big name Democrats want to oust DNC Chairman Howard Dean, arguing that his stubborn commitment to the 50-state strategy and his stinginess with funds for House races cost the Democrats several pickup opportunities.

The candidate being floated to replace Dean? Harold Ford.

Says James Carville, one of the anti-Deaniacs, "Suppose Harold Ford became chairman of the DNC? How much more money do you think we could raise? Just think of the difference it could make in one day. Now probably Harold Ford wants to stay in Tennessee. I just appointed myself his campaign manager."

This means war, Skeletor.

Idears?

Next week is Howard Dean's birthday, and I was trying to think of something nice to get him. Like maybe James Carville's head on a stick.

But I don't suppose that's what Howard wants--just a thought that makes *me* smile. (Cut me some slack on this, I'm sick and cranky.)

What there *needs* to be, for starters, is a major outpouring of grassroots support for Howard Dean. Who's with me?